Code Name: Wildcard
GI Joe Mean Dog Driver
File Name: Scott, Eric U.
Primary Military Speciality: Armored Vehicle Operator
Secondary Military Speciality: Chaplain´s Assistant
Birthplace: Northhampton, MA
Wildcard possesses an unnatural talent for breaking things. Sturdy steel machines, simple tools, delicate toys, immovable objects of cast iron, 8-piece dinner settings; nothing is immune to his uncanny destructive powers! Fortunately, that which is judged to be an abominable afflication in civillian circles can be a valuable skill in military ones!
“When Wildcard is driving the Mean Dog, the vehicle becomes an extension of himself, a raging engine of destruction, pulverizing all in its path. If the enemy, by sheer luck, manages to knock out the Mean Dog, they then put themselves in the position of having to deal with Wildcard directly! You should go so far as to call that a violation of the Geneva Convention!”